hurr hurr hurr
Oh my God, you know what I want to do now? I want to make a Lyra arrow holder for the huntsman.
IT WILL BE
FANTASTIC
You could say she was…quivering, in excitement.
UM…. Arrows don’t go there either!
My favorite part of this is how Derpy’s face doesn’t change. Actually no, all of it’s my favorite part.
“Yo listen up. I’ll make this reel quick.”
why does this remind me so much of Kanye West?
MEENAH: yo aranea imma let you fin-ish but…
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
katamari damacy: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming. if you do a bad job you get shot by lasers.
pokemon: you capture adorable wild animals and force them to fight for the death while going on useless side quests.
Rome: Total War. You build an empire off of the backs of slaves and slaughter thousands of crudely animated soldiers in repetitive battles.
Skyrim: It’s snows all the time and everyone is trying to kill you.
Monster Hunter: Make a lot of clothes, your only friends are cats and/or a terrible goblin .
Final Fantasy X: Whiny athlete with daddy issues helps save the day.
Amnesia: You spend the whole game trying to find a naked old dude while being unable to attack monsters. The only items you get are workshop accessories and pieces of a crystal ball. Oh and you can die by standing in the shadow too long.
GODDAMMIT JIMMY
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORK AT WAL-MART, THAT SOMEHOW YOU WOULD END UP KILLING EVERYBODY
YOU’RE LIKE “WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG”
AND NOW OUR ENTERTAINMENT DEPARTMENT IS BESEIGED BY TWO DOZEN DAMP GHOST GIRLS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT LED TO THIS
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
I was kind of looking forward to the rest of the pre-scratch Ancestors being there when Aranea led Jake to the moon. I really wanted to see what they were all like. Oh well, I guess I’m still having fun with Meenah making pseudo-passes at Karkat and squabbling with Aranea.
And I hate Homestuck. Thanks alot to the creator for ruining something else i enjoy now i cant drink faygo without some stupid fan coming up to me asking if i like homestuck. wonderful I don’t want to live anymore.
Dude you’re a juggalo, we couldn’t ruin your life any more if we tried.
I drank Faygo like water before I even got into Homestuck and am not even a Juggalo. Not cause I’m a hipster but cause they sell it real cheap down the block and it’s delicious.
